These four words describe me. Wait, is jackhammer one word or two?

Jackhammer. Jack hammer. Jack-hammer. Don’t you hate it when you get caught up on one word? It derails the entire conversation. I mean, I probably had something entirely profound to say here.

Oh, I remember, about me. I am the world’s only copywriting MBA (probably, I have no data to back this up.) I solve left-brain problems with right-brain solutions. Coming from both a business and writing background, I often found myself completing otherwise dull tasks in the most creative of ways. Whether it was ending each business plan with a pun or crudely photoshopping myself into historical photos for presentations (see below), I could not shake the feeling that I was wasting my sharp, creative writing talent on the dull side of the business world. This is how the wonderful world of advertising found its way to me. Don’t worry. I will still speak “client.”

If you or your agency need a client-to-creative translator to circle back, touch base, put a pin in, and all the other corporate lingo, I’m your guy.